老爸老妈的浪漫史第八季

新一集看的我要哭了好吗！

以下是手抄Barney台词：Because Robin and I are in love. I love her, Nick. I love everything about her. And I'm not a guy who says that lightly. I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to, and there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times. But I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.答辩和挤招聘会被虐之后的翻译：因为Robin和我彼此相爱。

我爱她。

我爱她的一切。

你要知道我并不是一个能随意说出这种话来的人。

我是那种不相信什么“真爱”的人。

我曾经以为真爱只不过是一种SB们觉得他们能感受到的一种东西，但是这个女人抓住了我的心，我想走都走不了。

曾经有那么几次我想过要走，但我根本无法控制自己，在这种强大的力量面前感到自己无比卑微，有时甚至非常心痛。

但是我无法不爱她，就像我无法不呼吸一样。

我是如此不可救药而又无法挽回地爱着她。

而她可能对此一无所知。

0812，BARNEY 终于向ROBIN求婚了作为忠实的BR粉，却被HIMYM真正的主角TED感动到泪流满面并且不止一次2013年的第一天，花了整整一天的时间，回顾了过去的7季TED与ROBIN的故事，起源于BARNEY的一个游戏“have u met ted"ROBIN惊鸿一瞥，TED一见钟情我记得当初看头两季的时候，BARNEY只是以一个打酱油的角色，负责搞笑，真的真的没有吸引到我多少眼球随着他和ROBIN渐渐走到一起，再分开，再纠结，到现在重新复合DAMN IT ，真的会被BARNEY迷住啊！

哪个女人会拒绝花花公子只为你颠倒红尘的感觉呢？

可是，BARNEY 是毒，轻易不尝试没有强大的心脏，怎能与之周旋而TED不一样TED就是那种你我在身边随时可以见到的男人有情有义，平凡真实他有时虚荣，有时迷糊，有时浮夸，有时傻缺但他同时既理想又浪漫，滑头也不缺急智，有情有义，敢爱敢恨他是MARSHALL和BARNEY同时认定的BEST BRO，是LILY最信任的朋友（甚至胜过MARSHALL），也是ROBIN最好的哥们儿他是理想主义的他相信一见钟情，当第一眼就爱上了ROBIN后，立刻付诸行动，热情真诚，毫不拖泥带水当婚介所的媒婆对他宣布"you are going to die alone"时，他坚定的说“i don't know,but i believe, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this city and damn it so can't i?"他为了追到ROBIN，傻傻的相信祈雨舞，在烈日下手舞足蹈了一个多小时求来了暴风雨，天意让ROBIN去不成该死的郊游留下来和TED在一起他是浪漫的当他爱上STELLA，决心追求她后尽管伤过一次的STELLA诸多犹豫，他还是排除困难釜底抽薪想出2 MINIUTES' DATING，和STELLA共度一个美好的中午，获得STELLA的芳心他又是那么通透尽管后来STELLA和旧爱和好背弃了TED他还是原谅了STELLA，成全她们一家人TED在与STELLA分手后一次偶遇说过一段心里话：what you and TONY have,what i thought for a second you and i had,what i know that MARSHALL and LILY have, i want that. i do. i keep waiting for it to happen and waiting for it to happen, and, i guess i'm just ,um, i'm tired of waiting, and that is all i'm going to say on that subject.TED在得知LILY 曾经在他和ROBIN的关系中起到间接负面作用，非常生气：you had no right to interfere in my relationships, you got lucky, okay? yo met the love of your love in a dorm hallway when yo were 18, but that doesn't give you the right to play GOD to the rest of us mortals down here who are still looking for someone.VICTORIA 要求TED和ROBIN不再做朋友才嫁给他，TED伤心的说：i can't iimagine life without ROBIN, but she'll never be in love with me. she'll never be my wife, she'll never be the person i grow old with, VICTORIA could be. 尽管如此，他还是选择ROBIN：i'm not in love with ROBIN, but she's like family to me, i can't end that.当他得知BARNEY 要向其他人求婚，尽管犹豫过，最终还是鼓励ROBIN去追求自己喜欢的男人而不要有遗憾：a word in defense of making an ass of yourself, it's underrated. eight years ago, i made an ass of myself chasing after you, and i've made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then, but i have no regrets, because it let me to something that i wouldn't trade for the world, it let to you being my friend.so as your friend, and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself, i say to you, from the heart, get the hell out of this car.我饱含泪水得重温这个片段无数遍，每一遍都被TED感动到无法自拔。

这段话的每个词都刻在我的心里，提醒着我何为对感情的真挚和执着，如何做一个感情上的强者。

相比TED make an ass of himself, BARNEY 处处自欺欺人的态度和对婚姻的畏难心理真的是弱爆了，尽管BARNEY是个好玩的男人，谈一场恋爱打的是心理战，玩得是捉迷藏，步步为营虚实错杂，而TED只是温柔如水细腻入微，爱得坦荡踏实认真专情。

选择只归因于个人的缘孽，没有孰对孰错孰是孰非但无疑TED值得一个好的女人，一份完整的姻缘。

尽管，他和我们共同等待了8年那个撑着小黄伞的老妈，正如STELLA所言：“she's on her way, and she's getting here as fast as she can”

【S08E23】Robin：Ted, why are you here? You had that meeting. I told you not to come.Ted：You said, "Nah,it's stupid," which is Robin-ese for, "It's important." Everyone knows that.Oh,come on, that's not fair.If you told Barney that you needed him, he'd be here in a heartbeat.Robin：I didn't have to tell you. And you're here. You don't even know why.

八年的时间,终于看到一个安定下来的心灵,好多时候都在想,巴尼好还是泰德好,都是寻寻觅觅,都是寻找自己内心的归属之地,只是要罗宾首肯才是好的吧, 一个人掘的井,只能困得住自己,有时候不是不知道,只是自己不愿意出来吧,只是放手好难吧,那把小黄伞在哪里呢?以为自己找到了,结果只是一个蓝色的圆号,爱情终究是握不住的云只是我想要告诉你在我落寞的岁月里你的温柔解脱我的孤寂带给我深深的狂喜如此颤动著我的心灵轻轻诉说爱你爱你爱你爱你

我越来越爱Marshall了这一集Lily说自己的梦想和现实的差距Marshall的反应这才是好男人他支持你的梦想包容你的一切他忠贞不二你都变得老了沧桑了却依然是他眼中最光芒Marshall和lily是好父母给孩子的儿歌多萌啊各种配乐各种齐全啊

截图不好 R真的很美到现在我都不知道他们俩为什么彼此喜欢 因为剧情从未着重去刻画尤其对Robin的处理我不满意！

就算抛开之前几季不谈（喜剧效果大家都有一些乱七八糟的relationship）如果Barney是浪子回头 那么Robin现在是什么人设？

缺爱的女人？

从第七季Ted又爱上Robin就有点突然 而且Robin还吻回去了 又说不爱第八季 求婚 Robin以为Barney要跟Patrice求婚 所以她“横刀夺爱” 这行为实在不是很正派吧（我以为求婚后会交代一下R和P的友谊）然后Robin不太信任Barney 完全是他应得的吧订婚以后 发现泡妞秘籍其实没烧 这个也算求婚的重磅部分吧 Robin生气了 编剧是怎么处理的？

让Barney变了几个无聊的戏法 说了句i love you

个人觉得魔术梗真的很无聊 摩登家庭里也是Robin就原谅了 就笑了😅再然后 Robin从坚持到拒绝卖公寓 “你最恶心最变态最反社会的部分我也能接受” 这…😅总之以上这两段演绎 R都在让步 像个没生机的橡胶人给我的感觉是这与剧中其他一些细腻巧妙的安排相悖目前看到e19就是这样 也许到季末或者第九季我会有新的想法 （说实话有点害怕“臭名昭著的”第九季………看完以后觉得还行 至少没有加太多这样的桥段 而且我的注意力也被Ted和Marshell的戏份吸引走了————————————-插播一下我对Ted和Robin感情的想法：你深爱过的和平分手的前女友，变成了你最好的朋友之一，渗入你的生活中，成为每天吃饭喝水一样的习惯。

有一天你突然跳出这个框架来审视内心，发现其实自己一直爱着她，也算可以理解。

在寻妈记的独特的叙事风格里，我们观众也只是听故事，并非见证当下故事的发生。

所以会有一些惊喜。

本已打算放弃追这部剧，偶然发现最新一季mother真身出现，忽然有了兴趣，从去年的season开始补课。

不知是特殊时期的缘故，还是编剧改风格了，第七季看得好emotional，好几集都看哭了。

Barney 黯然神伤地从robin的床上收起玫瑰花瓣，Robin在长凳上落寞地喝酒度过圣诞夜，Lily的老爸听说她怀孕骑车千里来到她身边，好多好多的细节都温暖而治愈。

这季的barny变得专一而认真，Robin的工作stunning了好几次，Lily和Marshell初为父母的喜悦，Ted永远还是为他的the one勇往直前地二着乐观着。

无论生活怎么变化，请不要分开。

第八季更棒，情绪铺垫层层递进，还有几场trick更是让人惊喜：The Robin，整蛊Barny都充满了欢乐与感动。

在老妈到来之前，编剧对Ted真是各种虐，对于他来说，Robin是一个特殊的存在，他比爱人更了解她，他对Robin的爱意一点都不少于Barney，只可惜Robin的心被他最好的朋友占据，分给他的只有友情。

当Ted和Lily在天台上互相倾诉自己心中的压抑，当Lily哭着说“We have to accept our lost in life”，又一次忍不住流泪。

生命中总是有那么多无奈，再不甘也还是要放手。

可是当我们放弃的时候，新的机遇或许就在意想不到时向我们走来。

下一季一定要欢乐啊，补偿Ted被虐的苦。

下一季就该结束了吧，这几季的铺陈都是为最后的结局酝酿情绪。

或许能够追到这里的都是死忠粉，结束前的不舍让观看充满了各种情绪。

Thanks for this series for two reasons.First:It reminds us again. We are not holding up our heart to meet a guy for thousands of money and fancy cars. We move back and forward again and again just for someone who could really talk to your heart. Not one approaches you with plenty of meaning less material stuff. And if you do accept such guy, that will be a materially mistake that you are going to regret and stick with for the rest of your life. Perhaps, we sometimes think, maybe we lost the ability to love. But never mind, Still you would eventually meet the one and with two sweet little kids.Second:The most decent life is to Find your besties and drink beers with them; Cuddle with the one you love and do not ever let him go.

-She can't go home with you Nick.Because Robin and I are in love.I sorry but you and Robin are done.Robin doesn't want to hurt your feelings because your are a nice guy, but she thinks you'er stupid and she hates you.You're welcome. ( to Robin)I love her, Nick. I love everything about her, and I'm not a guy who says that lightly. I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to, and there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she know.-Robin, is that true?-You heard him.-And the Oscar for Best Fake Romantic Speech goes to Barney Stinson. I'd like to thank all the ladies over the years with whom I've practice fake romantic speeches and, of course, Robin Scherbatsky for being so hypnotized by hog that she needed me to come and save her. -You know what? I didn't need your help.-You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling down his inside-out underpants.-I'll give you this, your were pretty convincing.-Hey, tricking good-looking idiots is kind of my thing.-No. I mean, you were really convincing.-Please. I was bro-ing you out. I'm just glad he bought it so quick. Any longer, I'd have had to kiss you.突然想起席慕容还是谁的书扉页的话——最好的朋友不是恋人吗第六集，满分。

E08-It is super-weird between us, and I don't want it to be.-Me, neither.-So let me just say this. I'm done. You don't have to worry any more.-What do you mean?-I'm done trying to get you. I can't do it anymore. I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise... I'm done making a fool of myself. -Barney, you haven't been making a fool of yourself...-(interrupt Robin) It's OK. It's OK. I want it to be okey. So here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna get two drinks, come back and comment on the likely size and color of the nipples on that redhead at the bar, with the big, dark nipples. And you're gonna be grossed out, but you're gonna laugh a little anyway, and then you'll tell a funny story about "that bitch Patrice" at work, but neither one of us are gonna say, "Hey, how's it going?" or "Good to see you !" Because it really will be good to see you. Think we can swing that?-Yeah, I do.-Badass. 这一句badass，多少心酸和无奈T_T，maybe it's the best for both of us ... ?

相对于前几季的遮掩，这一季起码看到了除了老妈脸部以上的其他部位，这就是S801的大彩蛋啊！

很明显，第一集的作用就是给上一季结尾擦屁股。

就个人而言，一直不相信Vic是老妈的终极人选（肤浅来讲，演员的卡司强度不够啊！

）而Ted对于klaus的愧疚更多是出于对自己和Vic未来感情道路的不确定，怀疑她到底是不是自己的the one。

编剧巧妙的借助同样想逃婚的Klaus之口解释了天作之合这个词。

There is a word in German: Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz, and the closest translation would be “Life long Treasure of Destiny”. （题外话：德语真TMD看着难学，这就是所谓的‘高贵德国人’高贵之处的一种体现吧）Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens instantaneously. It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin. Of course you feel it in your Schlauchmachendejungen. “And you`re absolutely sure you`ll find that someday?” “Everyone does eventually. You just never know when or where.” 这应该是一种love u first time的砰然心动，继而历久弥新的感觉吧。

就像Marshal和Lily那种看似不靠谱的认识，却兜兜转转后始终陪伴在彼此（从初恋至今依然相伴，这对于恋爱观念开放的大米利坚来说几乎是不可能的事情）。

抑或者是Robin和barney那种彼此深爱虽在死皮赖脸的不承认，却又无法忽视彼此对自己的重要性。

可是现实生活中的the one到底是否存在呢？

长寿如此的sitcom最终会有幸福美满的结局，人生啊，where to find your Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz?5月14号，迫不及待的从电脑上看了S8的最后一集，也许是前集的铺垫过于让人动容，24集反倒没有预料中的那么激烈。

最后一分钟出现的那个穿着靴子拿着信物小黄伞的新面孔，到底是不是老妈，也还不能100%确定。

总觉得这集隐约透露着B和R潜在婚礼的危机。

我们是如此相像，以至于你可以领悟我的每句话每个动作，用这句话来定义B和R的关系再合适不过。

所以，大家固执地猜测上一集代表something old的坠链是barney提前挖走的，因为不可能他猜不透Ted可以理解的Robin的潜台词。

可当谜底揭开了，却发现R的项链是自己挖走的，并且也道出了当年R对于Ted和Stella婚礼的失魂落魄。

看到这里，我都想忍不住咆哮一句：胖瘦编剧，你搞毛啊！！！！

现在弄这一出是想折腾死观众。

Ted大仁哥的本质被你们弄得越来越人感天动地好伐！

有人说，蓝颜的存在是为了折射出伴侣做的多么不足。

当所有人都不明白你的nah, that's stupid!这句暗语时，他却为了你可以抛弃手中重要的事情，只为了make you smile.并且R还没有知道T和V的分手原因，纵然B和R应该可以走到最后，可是Ted的这份情谊真不知道怎样收场，或者说转移到老妈身上？

突然想到Lily和Marshall打赌的那句：Not yet!所以我大胆猜测，Robin阿姨最后会成为黄金圣斗士